Bro, Virat Kohli – the King Kohli himself – is out here playing the most confusing game of Insta-tag ever. Bro’s supersensitive to “traction” about who he double-taps, yet he keeps accidentally (or “algorithmically”) smashing that like button like it’s a six off Bumrah. Then boom – unlike. Poof. Gone.
Unliking after liking? That’s straight-up savage, yaar. It’s like sliding into DMs, sending a heart emoji, then deleting it and pretending you never existed. Does NOT become the guy who stares down 150 kmph bouncers without blinking. Feels low-key insulting to the other person, no?This is the second time, bro. First was Avneet Kaur – sweet girl stayed quiet, smiled, moved on. Zero drama. But this time? German influencer LizLaz (that golden-hour bombshell pic). She is NOT sitting quiet like Avneet. She already spoke up, said she felt “sorry for him” but lowkey loved the attention before he hit the unlike panic button.Now the million-dollar question: Is the GOAT scared of wifey Anushka? Anushka Sharma, the queen who can make entire stadiums go silent with one look? Every time Kohli’s finger slips on a non-Anushka post, the entire internet starts tagging her like she’s the final boss.Chill, King. Either stop the accidental liking or own it like you own chases. Unliking after liking is giving “caught red-handed” vibes, not “accidental tap” vibes. Sort the algorithm or sort the marriage goals, bro – because this like-unlike drama is funnier than your yorkers right now.(Word count: 248) 
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